Here is a little thing that I made up one night, (when I was really tired, so I can't be held responsible for my actions), on dustbunnies. Enjoy! ^_^

*...* = signifies actions

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*sits on chair after packing bag*There! I am ready to leave for University!

*little voice* no

*looks around* Who said that?

*dustbunny under bed* Who will feed me when you're gone?

*looks at fat dustbunny* You don't need more

*dustbunny looks up pleadingly* Your mother is going to suck me up into that monster all us dustbunnies fear.

*looks strangely at dustbunny* What monster?

*dustbunny shudders* You call it the...vacuum cleaner!
*dustbunny says fearfully* Your mother controls this evil beast. You are the one that feeds and keeps us safe. We need you to keep away the monster.
*dustbunny with hero-worship in little lint eyes* In all my existence never once have you let the monster near us! You are our hero, our God!

*starts to feel freaked out by dustbunny* What? I'm just too lazy to clean up and I don't like noise in my room. I never let the vacuum cleaner near you? How old *are* you?!

*dustbunny puffs out poofy chest* I have survived for 13 years now!

*horrified* Holy shit! You've got to be kidding me!?

*dustbunny very seriously* No, age is a very grave topic to us dustbunnies. We normally don't live very long.

*starts climbing higher up on her chair* I can guess why! But 13 years is ridiculous! I only moved here 2 years ago!

*dustbunny stares* Don't you remember me? I came with you from many places. I travelled with you. I'm considered a very old and wise dustbunny amongst our tribe.

*Slack-jawed* Tribe! There is a tribe?! How did you travel with me? You can't do anything!

*proud old dustbunny* I was still attached to your closet when it was transported. After that I grew and grew and grew, because you were so nice to me. The other dustbunnies were born after me and have managed to travel with you like me.

*scared* I can't believe it! Oh My God! I raised a new culture! You know you got to change you ways when dustbunnies start getting a mind of their own after 13 years.

*hopeful dustbunny* So you will stay and continue taking care of us? We will not have to be fed to that dreaded monster, that the evil person controls?

*disbelief* You think my mother is the devil and I'm your God? Oh My God! This is too out there!
*curious* Why are you talking to me now? After 13 years?

*grave dustbunny* At first we were unsure of your motives and acceptance of us. Now we believe you can be trusted. Never once have you failed us, never once have we fallen on hard times.

*gaping at the dustbunny* Oookkkaaayy....That's kind of freaky! What do you do all day?

*dustbunny perks up* We gather the new food you always supply us with and then we go about our jobs. Like construction work or working in trade. We are a very profitable city.

*aghast* CITY! *looks under bed and finds a bustling Metropolis* Holy shit!
*looks up from under bed at dustbunny* When did you build a city?! Trade? With whom? You're capitalist?

*business-like dustbunny* We built this city ten years ago. We trade with the other cities, like the city called Underyourbrother's bed and Behindthecabinetinyouparent's room. They are less rich though and need our support. We've been thinking of expanding.

*starts hyperventilating* Expanding? As in more of you?

*dustbunny raises a fuzzy eyebrow* Of course! What else?

*suddenly jumps off chair and runs into the living room* Mooooooommmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!

*dustbunny looks up puzzled* Was it something I said?

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Yup! I'm strange.